longliveianto | That’s an Odd Way to Decorate a Tree (Reply)

Title: That’s an Odd Way to Decorate a Tree

Characters: Jack/Ianto, mentions Gwen/Rhys and pre Tosh/Owen
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood, it belongs to RTD (sadly) and the BBC.

Spoilers: Season 2 finale and brief mention of COE but doesn’t even say what happened.

Warnings: Suggestive language and swearing.

Rating: PG13

Summary: I’m going to kill Owen. What did he have to go and say that for? Christmas Crack-fic.

Written for the longliveianto Cliche Bingo challenge.

Cliche Bingo Prompt: Crack-fic

A/N... Okay, I have no idea where this came from and I really don’t know if it’s cracky enough but this is something I struggle with, so even if it’s not cracky, hopefully it’ll still be fun. Oh and Ianto is immortal in this but I’ve left it deliberately blank on just how that came about. So my Christmas gift to you all, the ability to use your imagination and add in your own favourite way of making the lovely Ianto Jones immortal. ^_^

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