longliveianto | On the Art of Purple Prose (1/1) (Reply)

Title: On the Art of Purple Prose
Author:

milady_dragon
Series: On-Verse
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Warning: crack!bondage (yes, I managed crack!bondage); egregious misuse of the English language, and there be smut ahead!
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, I would have treated it better
Author's Note: Another On-Verse story. This one is written for the Valentine's crack!fic Challenge for Long Live Ianto. I have no idea why they thought I'd be able to write crack!fic, I mean I've never written it before... *winks*
The story takes place after my story On Nominations and Consolation Prizes and is part of the fun with the IJS and xrai_namere's IJS Verse. Thanks also to

moonfirefic , for showing me that worst romance novel quotes site!

Summary: Jack teaches Ianto a new appreciation for purple prose.

Here be Story (LJ) (DW)