On Sex and the Art of Arse-Dialing (1/1)

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Title: On Sex and the Art of Arse-Dialing
Author: milady_dragon
Series: On-Verse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack/Ianto; Amy/Rory; Eleventh Doctor/River, Jack/Ianto/TARDIS (mentioned)
Warning: I no longer warn for crack, because with these that's a given.  But I will for random phone dialing, strange movie references,  the Doctor failing to be impressive, mentions of Rory contributing to the delinquency of a TARDIS and TARDISpreg (this should be a sub-genre, it really should be),
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, I would have treated it better.  I also don't own Doctor Who, but Stephen Moffatt actually takes care of it quite nicely.
Author's Note  I haven't visited this universe in a while, and it felt like coming home...albeit a really strange and off-kilter home that needs to be visited by a licensed exorcist.  I have to thank the usual suspects for this plot bunny, but especially bookwrm89 , and she knows why.  This does take place after On What to do With a Drunken TARDIS, with a couple of obvious mentions of that story.  I'm also writing this as one of my Long Live Bingo prompts, Wild Card, and I've chosen "Crack!fic".  Which this is.  But you all already knew that. 


Summary:  The TARDIS is getting some very strange phone calls...


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The Ties That Bind 30/34 + epilogue

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Title: The Ties That Bind 30 
Beta:Blackcat1000
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Donna, John Hart, Owen and James Harper, Mickey/Martha, Toshiko/Tommy, Claudia, Phillip, Suzie, Saxon, Rhiannon, OCs
Rating: NC-17
WordCount: 75K+
Warnings/Contains: Explicit sex (does that need a warning?), witchcraft, horror, supernatural themes, minor character death. 

Summary: Ianto is a powerful magical warrior, one which Jack Harkness has never been able to resist. Once enemies, then almost lovers, he broke his heart. Years later, Jack must return to his hometown and seek help before it is too late. Jack and Ianto must now put aside their past and work together to defeat an evil threatening to overwhelm and take control of Jack because of his unique bloodline. Secrets and foretold prophecies will plague them and in this paranormal battle, they will need more than magic to survive.

A/N: The penultimate chapter! Maybe I should give a tissue warning...

 LJ  ( Chapter Thirty )

DW ( Chapter Thirty )

There Is No Use for a Key With No Lock

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Title: There Is No Use for a Key With No Lock
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~ 2,100 (complete)
Warnings: Canonical character death, angst, spoilers all the way up to the end of CoE.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters are the property of their respective owners. I am in no way associated with the creators, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ianto is dead and Jack is left behind with only a promise to remember him and a key to the vault where is body is stored. But not everything is as it seems, and even when a person locks his or her heart away, someone else usually has the key.