longliveianto | On Lessons for Playing High-Stakes Poker (Reply)

Title: On Lessons for Playing High-Stakes Poker
Author:

milady_dragon
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Warning: Implied smut (of course!), Cross-dressing, Porno Aladdin costumes, Gratuitous use of the word "Spoilers", and of course Crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or Doctor Who. If I did there would be more sex and less death.
Author's Note: This is a sequel to On Proper Uses for Alien Tech. It's also written for the

longliveianto Happy Millennium Birthday Challenge, which is to write a story for Ianto's 1000th birthday.

Summary: When Ianto Jones thought about how he would be spending his 1000th birthday, this wasn't it...

Here is the Story...