On Lessons for Playing High-Stakes Poker

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Title: On Lessons for Playing High-Stakes Poker
Author: milady_dragon 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Warning: Implied smut (of course!), Cross-dressing, Porno Aladdin costumes, Gratuitous use of the word "Spoilers", and of course Crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or Doctor Who.  If I did there would be more sex and less death.
Author's Note:  This is a sequel to On Proper Uses for Alien Tech.  It's also written for the longliveianto  Happy Millennium Birthday Challenge, which is to write a story for Ianto's 1000th birthday. 

Summary: When Ianto Jones thought about how he would be spending his 1000th birthday, this wasn't it...


Here is the Story...