longliveianto | On What to do With a Drunken TARDIS (1/1)

Title: On What to do With a Drunken TARDIS
Author:

milady_dragon
Rating: hard PG-13
Paring: Jack/Ianto; Jack/Ianto/TARDIS
Warning(s): Rampant Crack; gratuitous butchering of drinking songs; a drunken and flirty TARDIS; other things that really shouldn't be allowed.
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I don't own either Torchwood or Doctor Who. Some would say this is a good thing, but they aren't any fun.
Author's note: I blame this completely on

totally4ryo Really. It's all her fault. Would I have ever come up with a story about the TARDIS getting drunk all on my own?? This is, of course, set in my "On-Verse", and takes place after On Care and Feeding of Not-So-Fluffy Bunnies. See? I told you I'm not writing them in order...

Summary: When the TARDIS appears in the Archives and kidnaps Jack and Ianto, little do they know what sort of mischief she wants to get up to.

This way to the Story...LJ version

And this is the DW version