longliveianto | February Challenge

With last month's hilarity still in mind, as well as reports coming in from other areas of the Torchwood fandom, we decided that laughter is the best medicine. Laughter is good. We like laughter. Combine it with an immortal or long life!Ianto and we have a very good thing. Add Jack into the mix and we think it's a winning situation.

So this month's challenge is Valentine crack!fic!

That's right. You read it right. We want you to take your immortal or extended life Ianto and give him and Jack a cracky Valentine's Day. Or any other romantic situation turned crack will work as well.

This is your mission, should you decided to choose it.
Have fun!
(and don't forget to put those food and drink warnings on your crack!fic!)